不(🐦)(bú )管这导演嗑了什(✍)么(me )很纯的，全部都要给你来一点(🔦)！在(zài )澳洲这座曾经(⛓)(jīng )被(🚙)称(chē(🚝)ng )作「(⬅)无主(🍱)(zhǔ )之(🤜)地(dì )」（Terra Nullius）的(🤢)大陆(💧)，历(lì )史以前所未见的观点重新诠释：当(dāng )《疯狂麦(⛅)斯》末(🏻)日(rì )场景(💕)(jǐng )成(🌲)为(wé(🌟)i )难民(mín )拘(🦇)留(liú(⤴) )地，食(🉑)人羊成(chéng )为反(fǎn )殖民叛乱份子，《沙漠妖姬》与电视剧(➖)《请喜欢我》有了(♊)(le )跨时(🗺)空的(👄)(de )酷儿(🅰)(ér )对(✅)话(huà(🗻) )……本片(piàn )以近(jì(🚪)n )似DJ取样混音之拼贴(tiē )手法，打开(🤠)了虚构与史实间的(🛬)神秘(🦓)(mì )黑(💉)洞，大(💏)量援(🏀)(yuán )引(📝)电(diàn )影名(míng )场(🛸)景(jǐ(🎍)ng )与历(lì )史典(diǎn )故，穿越时空(kōng )与各种语境，重写、改(😤)写、(🐆)乱写，全面(💯)毁坏(📞)观众(⛔)的三(sān )观(🥨)！这是(✉)(shì )一(🔜)部(bù )政治(zhì )复仇(chóu )预言，杂(zá )揉讽(fěng )刺喜剧、生态(🤱)恐怖与公路电(🐗)影类(🆙)型，写(💠)下澳(🍄)洲国(🏿)族神(🗻)(shén )话从(cóng )未被纪录(😿)(lù )的史(shǐ )诗篇(piān )章。

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

1928年7月(yuè )，国(guó(😈) )民党第十二军军长(🧦)(zhǎng )孙(👢)殿英(🥠)以军(🚗)事演(🔝)习为(😿)名，秘密挖掘(jué(💠) )了清(😈)东陵慈禧(xǐ )墓和(hé )乾隆(lóng )墓，盗窃(qiè )了无(wú )数的稀(📵)世珍(💚)宝(bǎo )，但这(🍟)些财(🛏)宝下(👹)落不明。据(💯)民间(👕)传(chuá(🦌)n )说，孙殿英将部分(fèn )财宝(bǎo )贿赂(lù )给了(le )上司(sī )徐源(📻)(yuán )泉，徐源(yuán )泉(🥈)便(bià(⛳)n )将财(🏴)宝埋(🛃)在了(🛁)自家(✒)公馆的地下秘室中(📳)。文革期间，有(yǒu )人在(zài )武汉新洲(🛡)(zhōu )徐公(gōng )馆附(fù )近(🥈)挖(wā(🕌) )出了(😆)(le )不少(🐝)(shǎo )枪(🥙)支军(🐺)备，结果有(yǒu )关(💞)徐公(🎡)馆藏有巨宝的说法不胫而走(zǒu )。影片以武汉(hàn )新洲(😁)(zhōu )仓(🏏)埠(bù )古镇(📮)(zhèn )徐(🍁)源(yuá(🎠)n )泉将(jiāng )军(🐴)的古(🌟)宅及(🕘)密(mì )道为依托，首次通过影片的形式向(xiàng )世人公开(🧚)此历史文(wén )化(🎛)古(gǔ(🚢) )迹。考(🧗)古(gǔ(🚜) )专业(📤)(yè )毕(🎵)业(yè )生雪莹跟(gēn )随(🚊)考(kǎo )古专家古莫教授等人进入(🙉)徐公馆考古，考古队(😜)在古(🎁)宅(zhá(⏱)i )的地(💩)(dì )下(🏅)秘道(🌩)内(nèi )发现(xiàn )一(💧)件(jià(🙃)n )宝物(wù )，宝(bǎo )物在(zài )押送途中被匪徒抢(qiǎng )走，之后教(✔)授等(🏣)人与男女(🕣)神偷(🌱)、国(❓)(guó )外文物(🕴)团伙(💴)尤(yó(💋)u )大等(děng )人激(jī )烈争(zhēng )夺，宝物(wù )丢失后，匪徒(tú )陆续(🏚)遭受报应，并出(🌮)现系(📧)列离(👚)奇死(🏦)(sǐ )亡(🐒)事件(➗)，一场正义(yì )与邪(xié(🕎) )恶的(de )较量(liàng )由此(cǐ )开始(shǐ )......

藝術(🥐)家自(zì )古皆(jiē )寂寞(🚷)或許(🍐)是境(🌂)界，人(🔦)到中(🌘)年萬(🌭)事憂則是現實(🚬)。在畫(🔩)室(shì )洋洋(yáng )灑灑呈現(xiàn )自由(yóu )雄風(fēng )的裸(luǒ )男畫(✊)(huà )作(🚜)令(lìng )他一(✂)舉成(🎊)名，在(🛤)家(jiā )面對(🥟)前妻(💜)懷着(🤠)新歡骨肉、與女(nǚ )兒相(xiàng )處尷尬卻令他(tā )一籌(chó(🈶)u )莫展(zhǎn )。貝(bèi )蒙(📍)特(tè(💹) )的寂(💖)(jì )寞(😥)，在於(🍹)如何(⛎)(hé )在著名畫家與單(🚂)親爸爸雙重身份、藝術創作與(🈹)家庭生(shēng )活之(zhī )間(🚱)取(qǔ(🆓) )得平(🔩)(píng )衡(⛳)。維羅(🍵)(luó )（(⛴)《電影(yǐng )就在(zà(🍈)i )街角(👦)》，35 屆）找來合作多年的編劇兼美指好友對號入(rù )座(📜)，還原(🕚)藝術(shù )家(🤟)有(yǒ(🥈)u )血有(🥕)(yǒu )肉的(de )矛(🍇)盾(dù(🕺)n )本性(😃)(xìng )，在出世與入世的(de )兩難外，毋忘點點超現實的幽(yō(🖊)u )默。

Wolfgang.Amadeu.Mozart:

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

UNDERNEATH is a collaborative piece featuring four emerging directors, creating five distinctly different cinematic pieces all bound together by common themes of madness and ancient cruelty - think V/H/S meets CREEPSHOW with a supernatural flare.

Filmed on the beautiful islands of Greece, "With a Kiss I Die" is a dark love story about Juliet Capulet (from Shakespearean fame) who is forced to live for all eternity knowing that her true love died in her arms nearly 800 years ago. Broken and numb, she meets a young woman who captures her heart again, and teaches her that love and loss are all a part of life, and that a life without love is no life at all.

卢鹏程，白天(🐁)(tiān )是(🙌)普(pǔ(🍛) )通住(🆕)(zhù )宅(🥛)小(xiǎ(🍼)o )区里(lǐ )的保(bǎo )安，晚(🛷)上是酒(jiǔ )吧通宵驻唱歌手。 卢鹏(🏤)程对保安工(gōng )作毫(📡)无兴(🚬)趣，终(🛩)日(rì(😟) )在传(🥣)(chuán )达(👶)室里晕(yūn )睡、(🆎)补觉(😔)(jiào )，甚至个(gè )性自(zì )视清高，不爱与同事来往。 他有一(👫)个歌(🦂)手梦，但十(🛤)年(niá(🤒)n )来，毫(🌓)无进展(zhǎ(⛩)n )，反(fǎ(🍼)n )复辗(😌)(niǎn )转在(zài )三流(liú )酒吧(ba )里驻唱，收入无法保障。保安工(👒)作是他难得找(📍)到(dà(⬜)o )的一(🥞)份有(🖊)稳定(✖)收入(👱)(rù )，他(tā )认为(wéi )白天(💽)(tiān )“清(qīng )闲”的工作。 但长(zhǎng )期黑白(👒)颠倒的状态和无法(😻)实现(⬇)梦想(💢)的压(🈂)抑，令(🔶)他呈(🎚)现(xiàn )颓废(fèi )，尤(🚌)其在(📢)(zài )三十(shí )岁的(de )当天。 因(yīn )为卢(lú )鹏程的主要疏忽，盗(🥥)窃贼(🏸)假扮搬家(🍵)公司(🤐)，大白(🆙)天搬空(kō(🐫)ng )了小(🍣)区里的一(yī )家住(zhù )户，刑事(shì )恶劣(liè )，住(zhù )户损失惨重。卢(🚵)鹏程面临被辞(👞)退。当(🥑)晚，在(🗨)驻唱(🏤)(chàng )酒(😠)吧内(🔓)，女友李晓(xiǎo )华送(sò(👴)ng )上三(sān )十岁(suì )的生(shēng )日蛋(dàn )糕(🏑)，向卢鹏程(chéng )求婚，卢(🥇)鹏程(🐟)不仅(🍏)回避(🚓)，演唱(🔐)时与(🛀)客人发生暴力(🕹)冲突(🎾)(tū )，将(jiāng )怨气都发(fā )泄在(zài )此。李晓华失(shī )望离(lí )开(🐲)，卢鹏(🍸)程被酒吧(🏴)辞退(🧖)。 卢鹏(🚴)程与李晓(⬆)华是(☕)大学同学(xué )。十年里，李(lǐ )晓华(huá )一度(dù )放弃(qì )自我(wǒ )，在(🚷)(zài )精神和经济(🗞)上支(🤓)持卢(🕤)鹏程(🥌)，等来(🛴)的却(🧐)是卢鹏程一(yī )次又(⛓)一次的追梦失(shī )败和(hé )回避(bì(🏻) )他们(men )的爱(ài )情。 第二(🌴)天卢(⛷)鹏程(🕐)(chéng )清(🚊)醒后(🏚)，李晓(🎼)华在卢鹏程家(🎟)里照(🏏)顾身体渐差的奶奶，正式(shì )向卢鹏程(chéng )提出(chū )分手(🕜)(shǒu )，卢(🔩)鹏程(chéng )依(🎗)然(rá(🥍)n )没有(🍣)勇气挽回(🌻)。 三十(🚜)岁，像是所有关于青春的热血都(dōu )戛然而止。 巧(qiǎo )合(🈚)的(de )是(🐥)政(zhèng )府组(zǔ )织(🚿)了(le )一(🆔)次(cì(🗳) )社会(🐞)主义(🏳)核心(🎷)价值观原创歌曲歌(🎄)手选拔大赛，卢(lú )鹏程百般斗争(🚦)克服(fú )了亲(qīn )情的(🐥)(de )变故(🥍)(gù )，外(wài )界(💔)舆(yú(👡) )论的(📢)压力，对(duì )爱父(🍡)母爱(🚋)情的憧憬，自己婚姻渴望在决赛中一举成名(míng )，最(zuì(😛) )终收获了(le )美丽(😪)(lì )的(🛎)妻(qī(🎡) )子李晓华(🛄)(huá )。